The Bitch Is Back.

I think it is time to resurrect this baby. I miss boring you all* to death!








*Yes, I know I am talking to myself**.


**It is awesome having multiple personalities to keep me company.

Seal of approval.

Do you ever have that image of yourself in your head, where you are slimmer or taller or just more graceful? I do. In particular, whenever I go swimming I think I glide through the water like a young, slim seal...

When in reality...

Maybe this is why...

Heh.

This will be the easiest 10 bucks I ever made.

I bet 10 bucks no-one reads this blog anymore.


*waits for the money to roll in*






(Awesome, will put it towards new shoes :-D )

Might as well face it, I'm addicted to carbs.

My name is Tiz, and I am addicted to carbs.

There, I've said. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, right? 

Well, technically, I don't have a problem 'with' them. The problem would be not having them or trying to cut down on them. I don't crave sweets or chocolate or cake like others... I crave savoury goodness. For example, my favourite dessert is Nutella Pizza (*cue unrequited craving for Nutella pizza*).

I have already mention my love of chippies, and some of the other members of the carb family that I am also in love with are..

crackers...

naan bread...

pasta...

pizza...

and hot chips... *insert Homer Simpson drool noise here*

Mmmmmm... carbilicious!


If I was ever instructed to give up carbs, I don't know what I would do (well, apart from wanting to see the person's medical licence.. after trying to throttle them). 

In the meantime, it's Pizza Night!!!